If I Were The Cartel
Recited
by Brian Davis
If I were The
Cartel, I would supply all the money The Devil
could ever need. I wouldn't go out and work for money
honestly, but rather I would get rid of honest money
first. I would trivialize Silver, by reducing it to the
role of buying cigarettes and bubble gum. I would start
my own private bank and name it for what it is not. I
would outlaw the ownership of Gold, confiscating it for myself
and for my best buddy Satan. I would even
assassinate a president, should he ever try to bring our
country's original Silver money back. If I were The Cartel, I
would stop minting Silver Coins, letting Gresham's Law affect
their total removal. To keep supply adequate for demand,
I would bribe Miner CEOs to produce Silver, no matter what the
loss.
Should the price of Silver ever start to
rise, I would suppress demand. I would use the Crime-X
demons to create three hundred fold the number of synthetic
ounces of Silver as actually exists on the planet. I
would start other fake versions of real money too, such as SLV
and GLD. I would dilute precious metals demand by
selling them Bitcoins. I would explain to them that they
are mining when all they are actually doing is running a
computer program. I would lie and deceive until I was
the richest, the middle class was poor, and the poor were
poorer.
In other words, if I were The Cartel,
I'd just keep right on doing what The Cartel is doing.
Brian Davis; Good Day!